Agency Surveillance Log // File #0827-BC
ATTENTION AGENT: You have accessed a restricted government file. Intelligence analysts have been tracking the anomalous behavior of the subject known as [Friend's Name] for several years. Review the evidence below immediately.
Incident 1: Intelligence intercepted plans of the subject attempting to register a fake political party with the sole objective of executing a ₹5 crore scam. Analysts note that his manifesto consists entirely of vague promises and excuses to avoid paying for dinner.
Incident 2: Advanced brain-scan analysis reveals that as the subject ages, his neural bandwidth is severely degrading. He has completely lost his internal filter, resulting in him blurting out whatever random, unedited thought pops into his mind with zero hesitation.
Incident 3: Multiple civilian reports confirm the subject has a severe neck-snapping reflex, frequently getting caught aggressively leering at random girls in public spaces like an absolute menace.